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- Location: United States
One-Line Bio
Sarcastic 40ish brain-damaged computer programmer.
Biography
Cast of Characters:
Gary. Long-suffering husband
Mom. Queen Mother of suburbia
Dave. Brother
Wilma. Mother-in-law
Ken. Father-in-Law
Sandy. Gary's muslim convert sister with mail-order ex-husband.
Arzaana-fay. Sandy's daughter with said husband. Big Cradle of Filth fan.
Arhan-fay. Sandy's son with said husband. Peace activist.
Karen. Gary's slightly saner sister
Mr. Wonderful. Karen's husband, confusingly also named Gary
McDonnell. Fiesty silky terrier
Douglas. Scared white bichon frise
