I am so behind on memes! You have all been doing this for years. Here is an old meme:
TEN Random Things You May Not Know About Me:
I was born with an extra thumb that was cruelly taken from me at 2 months. I'm allergic to egg whites, penicillin, and sulfa. My first act as a fertilized egg was to divide incorrectly, leading to a simple sacral dimple. I took fencing in high school and disarmed my opponent while he was laughing at how awkward I looked. I Delivered singing telegrams in a superhero costume and balloon boobs. I suffer from cankles. I can't swim. I was supposed to have been named Amy Faye until my Aunt Carleen dismissed the idea. I don't like my vibrator. Oh wait, you already know that. I went to a grade school without interior walls. I taught high school English for one (count it! one! how many is ooonnnneeeee...) semester.
NINE Places I've Visited:
London, Maui, Toronto, Cancun, Detroit, Chicago, Orlando, San Francisco, Washington D.C
EIGHT Ways to Win My Heart:
Dance in the living room with your mother. Clean up my messes. Be embarrassingly honest. Tell me I remind you of Jane Eyre. Laugh at me. Volunteer information. Buy me pastry. Be hard on me.
SEVEN Things I Want to Do Before I Die:
Visit Mission Control in Houston (or else let it go already). Have a legitimate reason to wear 18 button gloves. See King Tut's death mask again. Go back to England with an appropriate wardrobe. Visit the coast of Maine. Build built-in bookshelves and a window seat. Learn to dance.
SIX Things I'm Afraid Of:
Snake tongues. (I'm cool with snakes until they flick their tongues). TV snow. Getting water over my head. Mirrors. (I didn't look directly into mirrors until I was 12. I always sneaked a hand in first, then the arm, then I could look at myself). Dark alleys. Random natural disasters.
FIVE Things I Don't Like:
Getting my teeth cleaned. Exercise. Nagging. Officiousness. Country music.
FOUR Ways to Turn Me Off:
Whine. Rant. Grab. Vegetate.
THREE Things I Do Every Day:
Sleep. Eat. Pick at my cuticles.
TWO Things that Make Me Happy:
Independence. Toast Racks. (A silver rack just for your toast!)
ONE Thing On My Mind Right Now:
There's just one more day before the Chemistry project is done!