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August 02, 2007

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Friend #3

WHAT are you doing to MY stylist??

TheQueen

Oh! You were just there Monday. Did they offer you wine? I was offered water, juice, etc., but no wine. TWICE.

Friend #3

Maybe there's an air of "give me alcohol at your own peril" about you. They just don't know how frickin' hilarious you are when you drink. When he asks, just say do you have wine? But please refrain from asking for proper garlic bread.

Hot Mom

My stylist didn't scritch me. Hmmm.

I'm starting to think I over-tipped.

All of the style magazines I read in high school said that you should never scratch at your scalp; you should gently rub with your fingertips.

How do you manage to go from hairwashing technique to shower-masturbation in the walk from the wash basin to the chair?

Autumn

THAT.WAS.AWESOME.

sue

He told YOU to dry off? Hmmm... my hairstylist always dries me off. Am I missing something?

TasterSpoon

I tried scritching my scalp in the shower this morning, until I remembered I was going to be late for work. It felt a little aggressive - I think I'll have to side with Hot Mom's style magazines.

TheQueen

Friend #3 - Asking for wine seemed greedy. Besides, I don’t get drunk on wine, I just choke it down because it makes me feel elegant. And it’s what we ladies do at the west county spa.
Hot Mom – Listen, if I could have used the word “scritch” we would have had quite a clear conversation about it. There would have been no confusion. I could have said “Do you massage your head with your fingertips. Except that sounds dirty too.
Autumn – THAT.WAS.EMBARRASSING. I almost blushed at the time.
sue – Well, I think it’s because my first time there I grabbed the towel from him and took care of it myself.
TasterSpoon – My Autopilot is on until 9 or 10, so I don’t remember what I did in the shower today. Did I scritch? Probably not.

sue

Oh, so you are one of those TAKE CHARGE kinda women, huh?

TheQueen

Well, he takes so long!

Trisha

I just read this since you linked to it in today's post. I actually laughed. out. loud. I know people say LOL a lot, but this was a loud, barking laugh that drew attention from two of my (newish) co-workers. I had to make up something to tell them. I don't know them well enough to discuss tugging one off in the shower with them.

TheQueen

Trisha - I need to incorporate "tugging one off" into my daily conversations with my coworkers too.

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