I went grocery shopping. This was what Gary said when he came in later:
[GRUMP grump] "...Stock market" [Grump GRUMP]"...McCain" [grump] "- Eeee! Itty-bitty bananas!"
Then he did a little dance.
He hasn't actually eaten one yet.
So, if the election and other world events are weighing heavily on you or someone you know, go get some Wee Mini Bananas at Schnucks.