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October 30, 2008


I dunno, the gray in the goatee ages you a bit. If you grow one get the "Just for Men" stuff and comb it in.


I think you are just being jealous of Gary's banana face.


Nope, not noticing the chinnage at all. Hiding under the table and the table top blocks the chins entirely.

(The lashes, on the other hand, I think will distract from the chin all by themselves without the side affects or splinters).


Loving the wig. that color is divine.

I could have a goatee by next week if I stop plucking. Maybe it's an option I haven't given enough thought to in the past.


That hairstyle and color looks great on you. With your eyes and long lashes you'd definitely have a Shirley MacLaine thing going on.

Amy in StL

I love fake eyelashes. I had them put on one day at the MAC counter and loved it. My ex-boss used to say that they're quicker than mascara when you get used to them. (I bought some glittery ones for Halloween)


I like the soul patch within the goatee. But actually, a goatee on a man immediately makes me assume he has no chin, so I always check for it.

I wish I knew how to wear eyelashes. I inevitably look ridiculous. And drunk.

Dread Pirate KC

I'm a sucker for red-headed women with fake lashes and a beard. You had me at goatee.

Hope you're having a fabulous Halloween. I am.


Now you need to go to http://sendables.jibjab.com/ and make a card in which that goattled chin wags...

Big Dot

I thought it was very time-zone sensitive of you to post those images when it was already Halloween here.

# 3 (aka Hot Mom)

You're beautiful, dahlink!

This is exactly why I love you.


You look smashing in that shade of purple. Also, I love how everything put together looks like an "If They Mated" starring Vicki Lawrence and James Lipton. I say this with love, of course.


"" - Okay, usually I can who it is when someone leaves an anonymous comment, but I think you all have decided just to play the prank you play on substitute teachers when you switch names. You wacky kids! Oh, and I don't look distinguished?
.75 - I really thought about photoshopping those in,
Sherri - Yeah, the lashes have been rejected by the husband. I was rushed, though and the application was not perfected.
Candy - Marcia yanked a hair off my chin last week in the car. She's handy.
~~Silk - I couldn't really pull off that color, besides that's Catherine the Red's color.
Amy in Stl - How did they work out? Mine kept sticking to the applicator.
TasterSpoon - Yep, drunk. Drunk was one of the words Gary used to describe me.
DreadPirate KC - You are one goodlooking pirate! Of course, you are one of the name-changing scamps.
Magpie - Ohh! "Goattled!"
Big Dot - Happy day after Halloween!
# 3 (aka Hot Mom) - I'm so glad to see you comment, yet struck to the heart that YOU DON'T KNOW THAT YOU ARE #2.
Catherine - Yes! It's the false eyelashes that put it over the edge.


Well crap when did this stop leaving my handle automatically?

I own up to the first comment.


I couldn't think of a response when I first read this. Today I looked around our team meeting and noticed a lot of extra chinnage. The only person with chin hair was on video conference from the UK, so I couldn't get a good look at the under-the-hair situation.


Zayrina - I added it for you twice, then I just gave up. You used a different IP for the banana comment.
Caroline - Oh, you know he had a goattle. (And for some reason I can't get it approved in urban dictionary, damnit.)

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